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Lyrics to Qualifications [#][*]
With my qualifications
With my qualifications
I could get me a job walking a dog
Chopping a log, cleaning a bog
With my qualifications
With my qualifications
I could see myself stacking a shelf
As a sales assistant at do-it-yourself
With my qualifications
With my qualifications
And my brother worked night and day
At the Euro-star Terminal
And the government gave it away
So what's the point in University?
For three years, I read philosophy
Now I read bar codes all day long
Beep, beep, beep sings that check-out song
With my qualifications
Talking 'bout my qualifications
Would you like to see my Ph.D.?
My B-S-E? My G-C-S-E?
I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
If your fries are for here or to go
With my qualifications
I could get me a job walking a dog
Chopping a log, cleaning a bog
With my qualifications
With my qualifications
I could see myself stacking a shelf
As a sales assistant at do-it-yourself
With my qualifications
With my qualifications
And my brother worked night and day
At the Euro-star Terminal
And the government gave it away
So what's the point in University?
For three years, I read philosophy
Now I read bar codes all day long
Beep, beep, beep sings that check-out song
With my qualifications
Talking 'bout my qualifications
Would you like to see my Ph.D.?
My B-S-E? My G-C-S-E?
I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
If your fries are for here or to go
Songwriters: BRAGG, BILLY
Publisher: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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